...I'm not much with this romantic stuff, but I think you're simply ripping. "

"I'm dripping, Willie ( Read more... )

I don't know if any of you have seen the JC Penney jewellery ad where the dude gets his wife a dual-bag vacuum cleaner for Christmas and she throws him into the doghouse... but Dan and I saw it the other day and we were both like, um, okay? What exactly constitutes a romantic gift? The first thing we did was exchange glances and laugh because of ( Read more... )